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FUNATIC Funny and Snarky Socks with Sayings - Novelty Gifts for Men Women

FUNATIC Funny and Snarky Socks with Sayings - Novelty Gifts for Men Women

$12.99$21.00Save 38%

Cozy crew socks with a sharp-tongued pun for every pet parent who says the quiet part out loud.

  • ✓One-size-fits-most crew length
  • ✓Soft cotton blend, all-day comfort
  • ✓Ready-to-gift novelty packaging

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Shipping & delivery+

Orders are confirmed instantly and ship within 1-3 business days across the US with tracking to your door. Full details on our Shipping page.

Returns & guarantee+

30-day no-questions returns. If it is not right for you, reply to your order confirmation and we make it easy.

Why Woof & Wit+

Woof & Wit started on a walk with my rescue mutt, Biscuit, when a stranger laughed so hard at his 'I Let The Dogs Out' bandana that she asked where to buy one. We didn't have an answer, so we built one: apparel and pet gear made for owners who think their animals are the funniest thing in the room. Because they usually are.

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How It Works

1

Pick the design that matches your pet's personality (or your own).

2

We print and pack it by hand, then ship it out within 1-2 days.

3

Unbox, dress up your dog or cat, and watch strangers ask where you got it.

Made for anyone tired of…

Boring pet merchItchy cheap fabricCostumes that slip offOne-size-fits-noneGifts nobody usesJokes that don't landBoring pet merchItchy cheap fabricCostumes that slip offOne-size-fits-noneGifts nobody usesJokes that don't land

Why Woof & Wit beats the usual options

Woof & Wit
Typical alternatives
✓Editorial-quality designs
✕Generic clip-art graphics
✓Fabrics tested on real pets
✕Scratchy, thin materials
✓Sizes that actually fit
✕Guesswork sizing charts
✓Jokes people repeat
✕Puns that fall flat
✓Fast, friendly US shipping
✕Slow, unclear shipping

From people who tried it

“The 'I Let The Dogs Out' shirt gets stopped at every dog park. Worth every laugh.”
Maya R.Golden retriever mom
“My cat's cowboy hat photos broke the group chat. Chin strap actually stays on too.”
Devon L.Tabby cat dad
“Bought the 6-pack for my foster puppies and the tie-dye ones go first at adoption events.”
Priya S.Foster volunteer

Good to know

Common questions

What sizes do your pet costumes and clothes come in?+

Most pet items come in S, M, and L with measurements listed on each product page—measure your pet's chest and length before ordering.

Do you ship within the US?+

Yes, we ship from the US and orders typically go out within 1-2 business days.

What's your return policy?+

You have 30 days from delivery to return any item for a full refund, no questions asked.

Will the cowboy hat stay on my pet?+

It has an adjustable chin strap made for most cats and small-to-medium dogs, but very active pets may need supervision.

Are the human shirts unisex sizing?+

Yes, our apparel like the 'I Let The Dogs Out' tee runs unisex and true to size.

Can I mix sizes in the 6-pack puppy shirts?+

Right now the 6-pack ships in one selected size, but we're working on mixed-size bundles for the future.

Our 30-Day Promise

If it doesn't fit, make you laugh, or hold up to real pet life, return it within 30 days for a full refund. No forms, no fine print, just a real person on the other end.

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