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Pet humor, elevated
Wear the joke. Wag the tail.

Editorial-quality apparel and accessories that turn your pet's personality into your favorite outfit.

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Out the door in 1-2 business days

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Easy 30-Day Returns

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Pet-Tested Comfort

Approved by real dogs and cats

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Everything we make

Why Woof & Wit

Built with a standard in mind.

Woof & Wit started on a walk with my rescue mutt, Biscuit, when a stranger laughed so hard at his 'I Let The Dogs Out' bandana that she asked where to buy one. We didn't have an answer, so we built one: apparel and pet gear made for owners who think their animals are the funniest thing in the room. Because they usually are.

Every design gets tried on a real dog or cat before it ships, and every fabric gets a hard tug test from our own pets. If something doesn't hold up or make you laugh, send it back within 30 days for a full refund.

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Actually Funny

Jokes your pet-loving friends will steal, not eye-roll at

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Built to Last

Soft, durable fabrics that survive walks, naps, and zoomies

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Photo-Ready

Designed for the pics you'll actually post

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Gift-Perfect

Wrapped and ready for the pet parent who has everything

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What people are saying

The 'I Let The Dogs Out' shirt gets stopped at every dog park. Worth every laugh.
Maya R.Golden retriever mom
My cat's cowboy hat photos broke the group chat. Chin strap actually stays on too.
Devon L.Tabby cat dad
Bought the 6-pack for my foster puppies and the tie-dye ones go first at adoption events.
Priya S.Foster volunteer
The snarky socks are now my go-to gift. My sister wore hers to Thanksgiving dinner.
Jordan K.Gift-giver
'Just a Boy in Love with Mama' shirt on my beagle made my mother-in-law cry happy tears.
Carla M.Beagle owner
Ordered three shirts and the stitching is holding up after months of muddy walks.
Théo B.Small apartment

Our 30-Day Promise

If it doesn't fit, make you laugh, or hold up to real pet life, return it within 30 days for a full refund. No forms, no fine print, just a real person on the other end.

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Questions, answered

What sizes do your pet costumes and clothes come in?+

Most pet items come in S, M, and L with measurements listed on each product page—measure your pet's chest and length before ordering.

Do you ship within the US?+

Yes, we ship from the US and orders typically go out within 1-2 business days.

What's your return policy?+

You have 30 days from delivery to return any item for a full refund, no questions asked.

Will the cowboy hat stay on my pet?+

It has an adjustable chin strap made for most cats and small-to-medium dogs, but very active pets may need supervision.

Are the human shirts unisex sizing?+

Yes, our apparel like the 'I Let The Dogs Out' tee runs unisex and true to size.

Can I mix sizes in the 6-pack puppy shirts?+

Right now the 6-pack ships in one selected size, but we're working on mixed-size bundles for the future.

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